mara_thon_pumper: i would love to kiss and roll my tongue on your backside tattoos and make you squirm and then would take you and use you as my toy
chickpea981: well thats a random IM out of the blue
mara_thon_pumper: lol...and a good one isnt it
chickpea981: don't people say "hello" anymore?
mara_thon_pumper: it is too mundane
chickpea981: its common courtesy
mara_thon_pumper: ok..hello..lol
chickpea981: thank you
chickpea981: who are y ou?
mara_thon_pumper: yw
mara_thon_pumper: 38 m in fairfax near dc
mara_thon_pumper: so the introduction is out of the way...tell me more about yourself
chickpea981: what do you want to know/
chickpea981: ?
mara_thon_pumper: what do u seek?..you seem to look like a submissive who needs a master
mara_thon_pumper:
chickpea981: *I* seem like a submissive despite correcting your introduction/
mara_thon_pumper: lol...most submissives are very particular in their choice of words
mara_thon_pumper:
chickpea981: how on earth can you determine submissive versus dominant based off just a few moments of conversation?
mara_thon_pumper: nice question..first the look in your eyes in your pics..second your choice of words...but then you could be a sub by nature and are only not letting it come out by being assertive
chickpea981: you're not a very good distinguisher of character
mara_thon_pumper: lol..maybe..to err is human after all
chickpea981: im far from submissive
mara_thon_pumper: lol...a dom in the making...lol
chickpea981: no desire to go either way
chickpea981: butyes, been the dominant one quite a few times
chickpea981: submissiv eonce - didn't work out for me at all
mara_thon_pumper: so u have tried it
chickpea981: yes
mara_thon_pumper: so my perception of your being in the sub/dom game was right
mara_thon_pumper: so were u a dom with other women or men?
chickpea981: men
chickpea981: perception of being in it at some point coul dhave been right but you were certain I was the submissive one so you're not that close
mara_thon_pumper: lol..goodness you sure are letting that fire in you swell up arent you..i bet you are fuming right and heaving your lovely breasts up and down
chickpea981: not really
mara_thon_pumper: now now...let a guys imagination run loose every now and then willya
mara_thon_pumper: lol
chickpea981: ok then fantasize away that i'm all huffy
chickpea981: whatever floats your boat
mara_thon_pumper: lmao..my boat only floats in the right ocean
mara_thon_pumper: how about yours
chickpea981: i dont like boats
mara_thon_pumper: lol..don't tell me you are into oceanliners...
chickpea981: i have no idea
mara_thon_pumper: hmm..so tell me what does a guy have to do to get on first base with you and hit a home run
chickpea981: not be an idiot
mara_thon_pumper: lol...check
mara_thon_pumper: you sure have a very short line on the sense of humor thing don't you..wrong time of the month or is it your usual disposition?
chickpea981: tall, thick build, attractive, funny, intelligent, under 35, over 25, local, willing to go the distance, treat me right
chickpea981: i love how men assume its the wrong time of the month if a woman doesn't immediately bow down to their greatness and melt at the mere sign of attention they are given.
chickpea981: its cute, really
mara_thon_pumper: and i find it cute that a woman acts high and mighty by shunning a man's small talk as innane and thinks that being frigid is a sure sign of laying down the dices before the game begins..very amusing
chickpea981: honestly, i'm at work, you were not the least bit polite with me upon "introducing" yourself, i have no idea who you are, and you immediately jumped to assumptions about me
chickpea981: so assume I'm submissive and frigid and whatever else you want because I could not care less
chickpea981: this is all quite humorous to me
mara_thon_pumper: good...the lack of politeness is mutual by the way
mara_thon_pumper: i hear your laughter all the way over here
chickpea981: had you been polite in the beginning, it would have been reciprocated
chickpea981: treat others as you want to be treated - you started rudely so thats what you got back
mara_thon_pumper: i was merely prodding with questions..it was you who took the piss at you route
chickpea981: you didnt even say hello
chickpea981: lack of common courtesy
chickpea981: some one who is 12 years my senior should know a thing or two about proper greetings and courtesy
mara_thon_pumper: i did when you asked for it..and i also told u that hello is found to be mundane by most women
chickpea981: theres another assumption - that I am most women
mara_thon_pumper: lmao..boy u r having fun arent u
mara_thon_pumper: lol
chickpea981: again, assume what you want
chickpea981: pretty much
mara_thon_pumper: go on take it out
mara_thon_pumper: let it roll
chickpea981: there's nothing to let roll
mara_thon_pumper: let the brunt of your work swipe on me
chickpea981: if you're going to be an idiot about something, I'll call you out on it, but I dont know you to be aggravated or pissed off by you
mara_thon_pumper: make me cry...boohoohooo
chickpea981: you're just killing time for me
mara_thon_pumper: well do remember this that if you point a finger at someone three are pointing towards yourself...so guess what kind of an idiot that makes u
chickpea981: ouchie!
chickpea981: you got me!
mara_thon_pumper: ty
mara_thon_pumper: talk about common courtesy
chickpea981: what is a 38 year old man doing talking to a 26 year old anyway?
chickpea981: thats just gross
mara_thon_pumper: lol..you are 26 years old not 26 months..
mara_thon_pumper: grow up willya
chickpea981: i love it
chickpea981: i got you to lose your resolve and reduce to insults
chickpea981: meanwhile I'm laughing so hard I've got tears in my eyes
chickpea981: thank you for making my morning
mara_thon_pumper: in 20 years time you will be 46 and i will be 58...talk about the difference then
mara_thon_pumper: lmao..i am doing the same here at your simplistic assumptions that i have lost my resolve and have insulted u...in fact you are the one who has insulted me so far...lol..go on we can both laugh at each other
chickpea981: yeah. sure you have.
mara_thon_pumper: uhuh
chickpea981: you go ahead and keep telling yourself that
mara_thon_pumper: nice comeback
mara_thon_pumper: ouch
mara_thon_pumper: my feelings are so hurt
chickpea981: alright well its been fun. I'll be posting this conversation in a public blog later for all to see the stupidity
chickpea981: gotta get back to work now
chickpea981: bye bye
mara_thon_pumper: hmm..maybe i should do the same so that they can see how to kick the butt of someone who thinks she is smarter than the rest
mara_thon_pumper: ciao
chickpea981: i win
mara_thon_pumper: u do....not
mara_thon_pumper: go wipe your tears
mara_thon_pumper: :))
chickpea981: you can have the last word if you must
mara_thon_pumper: doesn't matter ..i am not so silly as you to resort to such kiddie stuff
mara_thon_pumper: grow up
chickpea981: eventually
chickpea981: i'll enjoy my youth for now
mara_thon_pumper: youth?...more like kindergarten
chickpea981: then that really makes you a perverted old man
mara_thon_pumper: and you are right...you are not in my league at all..my 12 year old neice has more sense than you
chickpea981: go fuck her instead then
mara_thon_pumper: not into incest like you and your dad
chickpea981: awww. thats cute
mara_thon_pumper: i am appalled that you find fucking your daddy cute
mara_thon_pumper: i am in shock and awe
mara_thon_pumper: :))
chickpea981: you are determined to have the last word and can't even come up with your own insults - gotta copy mine
chickpea981: so sad
mara_thon_pumper: hmm did i copy any of your insults or threw them back at you?..get some language lessons too while you enjoy your "youth"
chickpea981: same genre mara_thon_pumper: and atleast i have riled your calm by making you insult me
chickpea981: lame. alreayd been down this road
mara_thon_pumper: tch tch tch
chickpea981: i grow weary of you. good day
mara_thon_pumper: good riddance

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